OK, while Blicky was working with Dick Cheney and Proctor & Gamble on a few top-secret projects we ended up with a Swiffer mop thing. It's not the fancy squirty kind. I guess we thought it would be easier to clean up after the kittens, but I soon realized that I had to mend my ways and find a greener alternative. So here you go:Acquire:
1) 1 Blicky Swiffer thing
2) 1 cloth diaper (preferably with the baby detached)
3) 1 bottle of green cleaner or Blicky Brand alternate (1 part vinegar/1 part water)
Have your human affix said de-babied diaper to plastic hole thingy in aforementioned Swiffer.
Readjust your self-esteem based on the cleanliness of your house, your weight and your cat's assessments of both.
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I LOVE it!!!!!!! :) I would stay up to watch that 2am 1/2-hour infomercial! Blicky's cousin in the Navy was recently heard saying: "Mao... vinegar and water work great on varnished wood too Mao".
Was it just an urban legend that pets have become super-ill or even succombed to swiffer liquid exposure? I forget where / when I heard that.
Wrote 5 articles today... VERY tired! :) The first one might make green-conscious Blicky happy:
http://www.fool.com/investing/high-growth/2008/06/30/taking-the-pulse-of-the-caps-blogs-solar-power.aspx
The rest... not so much. :P
http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2008/06/30/a-blow-to-global-metals.aspx
http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2008/06/30/you-cant-dig-without-a-shovel.aspx
http://www.fool.com/investing/high-growth/2008/06/30/5-mid-cap-miners-the-all-stars-adore.aspx
http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2008/06/30/a-pair-of-golden-eagles.aspx
Does Blicky invest in gold or silver?
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