Monday, April 6, 2009

Stuff You Never See On Facebook

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Well I was on Facebook tonight looking at the status of all of my friends. I know! My friends list has gotten way longer and more interesting since we got Blicky:

Charo is cuchi-cuchi
Gene Shallot is still being stalked by Anna Lefler.
Fabio still can't believe it's not butter.
Jermaine Clement wishes that weird old lady with the cat blog would stop calling his house.
Beazlebub is getting the "undisclosed location" all tidied up for when a former VP comes back home for a visit.
Johnny Depp is still deep and edgy.
Kate Moss is ****ssnooorrt!***
Miley Cyrus is flying to North Korea to teach Kim Jong-il how to take over the world, one little girl at a time.

Here are some ideas for really, really bad things to post on Facebook if you're receiving a bonus with a portion of the government bailout money:

Skiff is Nanny Nanny Boo-Boo.
Chet is busy instructing a contractor to cover the maid's quarters in gold leaf.
Livingston is on the yacht, choking on his Pims he's laughing so hard at poor people.
Monty is posting the addresses of his fellow federal bailout bonus recipients as a joke.
Skiff is worried about the flaming object that was just hurled through his window.
Chet is "hey did the contractor let you in?"
Livingston is wondering if there's a wedding with lots of torches at the yacht club.
Monty strongly regrets his role the untimely death of his Wall Street chums.
Skiff is "What does that say? Acme TNT?"
Chet is "No, no put the cudgel down you lowlife taxpayer!"
Livingston thinks that torch-wielding crowd must be his prep school friends coming onto the dock to surprise him.
Monty wonders if he remembered to delete his own address from the list.
Skiff is aahhhhhh!
Chet is owwwww!
Livingston is "Groundswell of populist sentiment! Oh no! Oh no!"
Monty is "heeeellllp!"

Check out Anna Lefler's post about Facebook which I discovered in the middle of writing this. It's the blog equivalent of thinking you look great walking into a party in that new Valentino and in walks Halle Berry wearing the same exact thing!

Here's some mandatory fun for you. I'm actually reposting to stick a new video on here that Kat over at Poetikat's Invisible Keepsakes reminded me about today on FB. Thanks Kat! This is just way too funny. Carol Burnett as Charo's mother:


Ann's Rants said...

Guess what? I freaking loved your facebook AND Anna's and they're totally different. Anna's must've been Chanel.


MuseSwings said...

Pure gold here, Blick, pure gold. I especially like that Charo is a Facebook friend. That speaks volumes!

CDB said...

You are popular! Don't let all that fame go to your head.. or Blick's. "I heard you got a cat and write a blog" made me laugh. I consider myself pretty hip, but alas.. I have no idea who Charo is. I'm off to LJKGW to see the better Valentino.

Anna Lefler said...

Oh, Blickylicious one...

As I told you are the Angelina to my sad, suburban Jennifer Aniston.

Off to follow Charo now. FINALLY - a role model!

Many thanks and hugs...



Blicky Kitty said...

Thanks Ann! But mine is Mossimo at Target. :)

Thanks Cynthia, yes Charo and I go way back, the cuchi cuchi is still a sore spot in our friendship and we're working through it.

CDB seriously? You're probably just too young and hip if you really don't remember Charo. She was on the Love boat a lot.

Just so everyone knows it Anna, I am the Brenda Vaccaro to your Charo.

The Self-Deprechaun said...

I love FOTC! Jemaine and Bret (pronounced Brit) funny funny!

Poetikat said...

Ha ha - I'm so glad you dug that one up; it's golden!
It's the sagging boobs that get me every time.


Nanny Goats In Panties said...

WTF? 998 friends????

I hear you on the Halle Berry thing. I wanted to write MY mammogram story and now I have to wait 6 months for Anna's mammogram post to die down so I don't get compared to hers. Of course, is that like, "Oh my God, Halle Berry wore that evening gown 6 months ago!!", which would be even worse, right?

Jes the Bes said...

I love Carol Burnett. She is so funny. I was like four when her show was on the air or maybe it was reruns and I could watch it for hours.

jes the bes said...

What are these webkinz and how do I get a blinged out crib?

Megan said...

In from SITS, I only wish Facebook was this hilarious!

BeeHappy said...

Stopping by from SITS! :)

Michelle said...

Ok...I'm still hanging around. Your blog is a riot...a you owe me a new laptop because I just spewed my tea all over.

Thanks for the chuckle, and I'm going to stalk...I mean follow you!

The Novelista Barista said...

LOL gotta love facebook!!!

Linda Hughes said...

You made my day. So very funny! Thanks for the great chuckle!

MangoTango said...

How much did I loooooove watching the Carol Burnett Show growing up!!!!! Thanks for the clip. Great blog - from a fellow SITS.

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