Stuff You Never See On Facebook

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Well I was on Facebook tonight looking at the status of all of my friends. I know! My friends list has gotten way longer and more interesting since we got Blicky:

Charo is cuchi-cuchi

Gene Shallot is still being stalked by Anna Lefler.

Fabio still can't believe it's not butter.

Jermaine Clement wishes that weird old lady with the cat blog would stop calling his house.

Beazlebub is getting the "undisclosed location" all tidied up for when a former VP comes back home for a visit.

Johnny Depp is still deep and edgy.

Kate Moss is ****ssnooorrt!***

Miley Cyrus is flying to North Korea to teach Kim Jong-il how to take over the world, one little girl at a time.

Here are some ideas for really, really bad things to post on Facebook if you're receiving a bonus with a portion of the government bailout money:

Skiff is Nanny Nanny Boo-Boo.

Chet is busy instructing a contractor to cover the maid's quarters in gold leaf.

Livingston is on the yacht, choking on his Pims he's laughing so hard at poor people.

Monty is posting the addresses of his fellow federal bailout bonus recipients as a joke.

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Skiff is worried about the flaming object that was just hurled through his window.

Chet is "hey did the contractor let you in?"

Livingston is wondering if there's a wedding with lots of torches at the yacht club.

Monty strongly regrets his role the untimely death of his Wall Street chums.

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Skiff is "What does that say? Acme TNT?"

Chet is "No, no put the cudgel down you lowlife taxpayer!"

Livingston thinks that torch-wielding crowd must be his prep school friends coming onto the dock to surprise him.

Monty wonders if he remembered to delete his own address from the list.

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Skiff is aahhhhhh!

Chet is owwwww!

Livingston is "Groundswell of populist sentiment! Oh no! Oh no!"

Monty is "heeeellllp!"

Check out Anna Lefler's post about Facebook which I discovered in the middle of writing this. It's the blog equivalent of thinking you look great walking into a party in that new Valentino and in walks Halle Berry wearing the same exact thing!

Here's some mandatory fun for you. I'm actually reposting to stick a new video on here that Kat over at Poetikat's Invisible Keepsakes reminded me about today on FB. Thanks Kat! This is just way too funny. Carol Burnett as Charo's mother: