Here is some of the important information you might have missed:
[Insert name here] ...is making yogurt and using a yoga mat to turn her 2 yr. old into a mermaid.
...is only now realizing that the Jack Johnson Curious George song opens with the same percussive riff as Sympathy for the Devil.
...is wondering if loving your own cooking is like laughing at your own jokes.
...keeps checking http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com
If I didn't spend time on Facebook and find out about that last link, God only knows what might have happened. Don't worry, I click on this link every day just to be on the safe side.
Addendum to this Facebook post 10/9:
I just could resist adding this posted by a grade school friend Brendan.